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8/6

[theminotaur]

[ gently pops post cherry. :) ]

Hey, there's a party at my house on Saturday, do you want to come?

[ ten seconds later... ]

It's Abigail.

[cupio]

[ YAY. ]

hell yeah! i'd love that.
what's it for?
also can you give me your address before then? i wanna leave something for grey but i want it to be a surprise.

[ She feels bad for bringing up his dead ... dad ( ???? ) and is trying to make amends for that. ]

[theminotaur]

[ she texts the address first. ]

If it's food, let me know when you drop it off, otherwise our menagerie might eat it.

It's a birthday party but it's a cookout.

[ which is here, fyi, for whenever. ]

[cupio]

it's partly food. and books.
well, manga.
we were talking about it and he said he should read more so i got him a couple of different ones.
that's not weird, is it?
and awesome, i will totally be there.

[theminotaur]

No, that's great. He'll love it. Thomas and I are dragging him to our three AM book club.

We both sleep for crap.

[cupio]

that sounds pretty amazing.
what kind of books do you like?

[theminotaur]

Anything really, I'm not that picky. Grey and I watched this dumb movie about wereunicorns and it was awful, but I borrowed the book from the library to see if it was any better. It was still awful. Hours of my life I won't get back.

[cupio]

omg billy kaplan told me about that book.
i have to check it out for sure.

[theminotaur]

It's so horrifyingly bad. Go at it like it's supposed to be a comedy, it makes it easier.

[cupio]

it's okay. i've read twilight.
i know how bad stuff needs to be read for fun.

[theminotaur]

Some people don't know what Twilight is and it makes me hate them a little.

Out of jealousy.

[cupio]

c'mon, you live a life where twi-moms exist.
isn't that beautiful??

[theminotaur]

It's terrifying. :)

[cupio]

i see i'm going to have to work on you a little.
i need a terrible friend to watch terrible things with.

9/12 ⟶ text

[theminotaur]

[ grey and thomas (and by default teresa, she assumes) have already been warned, so abigail turns to her only other friend. omg her life is so sad. ]

Be careful with Hannibal. He's bad news. Do not under any circumstances tell him that you're friends with me.

[ she doesn't want clary to be this universe's marissa. :( ]

[theminotaur]

I'll try anything once. I might not make it though 'til the end though.

[cupio]

[ ... He'd seemed pretty nice but now Clary is more than a little perplexed. ]

what?
are you okay?
he was looking for will. you saw that right?

[cupio]

okay well if you tap out i can always give you the play by play later.

[theminotaur]

I know and I'm fine.

But he's bad, Clary. I'm talking Jane and the Volturi bad. 50 Shades of No.

[ actually worse, but that was all abigail could come up with that spanned universes. ]

You don't have to stop talking to him, but you should be careful.

[cupio]

no, it's okay. i'll stay out of his way from now on.

[ Abigail's her friend first and foremost and Clary doesn't want to harm that. Besides which she must be pretty spooked. ]

do you need anything? chocolate? a switchblade? a shoulder to cry on?

[theminotaur]

You're the real MVP.

[theminotaur]

I'm okay right now. Grey and Thomas are on Distract Abigail Duty and the dog is trying to lick my comm.

If you wanna hang out with us that'd be cool though. Lame teenage slumber party.

[cupio]

yes.
what i always wanted.
listen i'll text u l8r ok? my boss is giving me the evils.

[cupio]

cute boys and a cute dog? you're gonna be fine.

[ Clary, no. ]

but yeah. i'll come over and i'll even bring some snacks.

[theminotaur]

Yeah, later. Give 'em hell.