[ Cute?! What has this conversation become? He actually shakes his head, before glancing up in Athos' direction, and curving his device a little more towards himself. ]
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
He's stoic, and difficult, and currently upset because he isn't with d'Artagnan, from what I can tell.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Is he cute? He's not my type. You'll have to judge that for yourself, lovely.
[ For a moment he isn't sure how to answer that question. When he does, predictably, it's not with a straight answer. Come on Clary. Were you expecting any less? ]
I'm fond of sunshine. And perhaps a little violence. Many women dream of me, Clary. I couldn't possibly satisfy all of them at once.
Polite? Are you sure we're talking about the same Alina? When I first met her I had to negotiate the terms on which she'd stop kicking me. She's anything but.
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IT COULD BE A GOVERNMENT ONE
Maybe a little of both.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I think cats don't like it when you take away their ability to rule the roost.
[ Church and Chairman Meow are totally like that whenever she sees them. ]
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Scratch his belly?
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I think you're confusing cats with dogs, if that's your advice.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I can't blame him. I'm not relishing the thought of hours inside this thing, either.
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Church loves having his belly scratched and he's a cat.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Are you alone?
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I'm with Athos. He's one of my rovermates, and apparently the most reliable among them.
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The French one?
[ Just gonna assume that d'Artagnan says his name at some point. ]
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No. I just know his friend d'Artagnan. What's Athos like? Is he cute?
[ LOOK YOU'RE NOW HER GIRLFRIEND, STURMHOND. ]
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FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
He's stoic, and difficult, and currently upset because he isn't with d'Artagnan, from what I can tell.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Is he cute? He's not my type. You'll have to judge that for yourself, lovely.
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That's really sweet! :(
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
What is your type? Inquiring minds want to know. We can get through the lock-in with twenty questions.
[ GOSSIP WITH HER YOU PIRATE HOOKER. ]
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I'm fond of sunshine. And perhaps a little violence. Many women dream of me, Clary. I couldn't possibly satisfy all of them at once.
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That was the worst line I've ever heard in my entire life. I'm actually ashamed to know you.
FROM fray.clary@cdc.org
Did the CDC actually bring you here to save you from all the girls who want to kick you in the balls?
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You aren't about to make their efforts in vain, are you?
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I'll leave you alone for now.
From: fray.clary@cdc.org
Mostly because my Doc Martins are back in New York and it wouldn't be as satisfying.
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You ought to meet Alina. I think you'd have a frightening amount in common.
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I already did. Is she from your world? Omg.
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She is.
She's my friend.
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FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
She's totally nothing like you. She was polite. :P
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Polite? Are you sure we're talking about the same Alina? When I first met her I had to negotiate the terms on which she'd stop kicking me. She's anything but.
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That's probably because you're you and I didn't give her any reason to want to kick me?
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Have I inadvertently offended you, somehow? It’s nice to see I haven’t lost my touch.
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I'm kind of guessing it's only a matter of time. You're charming, dude. But you're probably too charming.
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Too charming. There's a level of charm that's appropriate for you?
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Yeah. I think you just automatically pass it.
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This is the price for being friendly, you know. Thankless task.
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Awh, don't be like that :( I'll make it up to you.