No, I thought my powers of persuasion would have done the trick. [ that's sarcasm for yes, of course i have. it doesn't translate very well in text though. ]
Can you please just come up here? He follows you everywhere and I'd rather not get scratched to death.
[ clary please. at least john's confused by the response and checks the number. it immediately becomes clear that the person he's been texting isn't his wife and he's made an utter tit of himself. ]
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have you tried putting the shower on? maybe it'll scare him enough to move.
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Can you please just come up here? He follows you everywhere and I'd rather not get scratched to death.
sorry omg!!!!
[ ... Clary. ]
where do you live?
np! i'm slow atm
Who is this?
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clary fray.
i live in heropa?